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標題: 一個前臺小姐的超強暴笑八級英語!!! [打印本頁]

作者: bored    時間: 2010-10-15 15:58     標題: 一個前臺小姐的超強暴笑八級英語!!!

本文要求一定英語水準,絕對搞笑!純粹中國式“土產英語”
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  昨天來了個老外,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閒,面帶微笑的:

  前臺小姐:“Hello.”

  老外:“Hi.”

  前臺小姐:“You have what thing?”

  老外:“Can you speak english?”

  前臺小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”

  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”

  前臺小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

  前臺小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

  前臺小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”




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