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一個前臺小姐的超強暴笑八級英語！！！
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bored
時間:
2010-10-15 15:58
標題:
一個前臺小姐的超強暴笑八級英語！！！
本文要求一定英語水準，絕對搞笑！純粹中國式“土產英語”
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昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，只有自己比較清閒，面帶微笑的：
前臺小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前臺小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前臺小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前臺小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前臺小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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